Watching the money go "up in IRON" I am a little disappointed in the fact that there is no longer solid iron available. This hollow "metal" that passes for an iron fence is all we could find. Now my collection of "hot rods" will be safe!

Ummm..

Mom got me the wron car, this was the PT I had wanted, Duh!

Don't do it Alice

Alice may have found Wonderland, but in this Portland shopping center basement, I think she might find something else. How is it that we always end up in a basement or a closed building or some scary parking garage?

Larry Appleton kniky-hair cut!

All of Taeo's "kinky 80's" hair got a trim..... All his fuzzy afro was trimmed off :(

"Happy Birthday to me..... I got a PT.........."

NO!

Why can't people just say "STREETCAR" not "PORTLAND STREETCAR" what other city says " city + Streetcar?" I can't take it! I saw a man talking to his son, who was about five years old. The kid said "Look daddy, the streetcar" the father replied, "No son, its the Portland Streetcar" What the Hell? whats wrong with people?

Gay Gates

I'm walked by this house. It was a mid-mod house in an overpriced neighborhood and I figured that gay men lived there, but Ellyn pointed out these gates that just proved my point (or their points). Hummm?

Really?

These staple toys of childhood are being recalled. I loved my suction-cup dart gun. I never choked on a dart, nor did anybody I know. I think you can choke on anything if ya want too. Instead of eating darts, EAT A DICK!

An Evening with A looser!

For my birthday Taeo, Mom and I saw “An Evening with Groucho” A god-dammed tribute to Groucho Marx. It was the worst, most un-organized show I have ever seen. I can’t believe this has been going on for 27 years. The old people Longview audience ate it up.

We were supposed to see a Jack Benny tribute, but the performer had died, so he was replaced by Groucho. I almost left during the show. The guy just rambled on and made no sense and spent more time in the audience then on stage and completely made a fool of himself, I would not rent that man a car, let alone give him the stage. But again, the Longview audience loved him!

I feel sorry for Dorothy. Dorothy was a former Jack Benny employee, who flew all the way up from L.A. to see the Benny show, but since it was canceled and Groucho was there she stayed. Dorothy worked for the Marx Bros. briefly. She must be ashamed of the show, as was I. What a waste of electricity to put that on…ugh!

Smug Lunch

I had a smug lunch today. After dealing with the "City of Portland Parking Department", I began to feel the whole world was after me. Matt had this look on his face like he knew something I didn’t. Am I paranoid or does he in fact know something I don’t?

Bartenders are sluts!

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Where is my B_day Prezzie

OMG, I hate this guy!

This dude who is all black and you cant see his face, was on the phone debating the lights in the park with his brother in L.A. He was talking so loudly, what a Portland Fuck!

These guys were on the phone about the lighting for 20 min. The guy was saying "I'll fly you up here to see for yourself" and "If we made a park, it would be better then this" or "I know, I know, L.A. parks have better lighting" These guys had nothing better to do then travel around looking at park lighting, FUCK THEM, and SHUT THE HELL UP!

Almost 29!

Just a few day, then the last year of youth starts!!!

Friday Night Auction

Auction + Ben = NOTHING!!!!! I got NOTHING

Phone booth?

Thank GOD! I found a phone "booth", I didn't think they were around any longer. This one looks like you could call a spaceship with it. There is another one by the Plaid Pantry near my house, but it's always ringing and there is a line of people around it. Most people pay almost $2,000 per year to have a cell phone, we can give them up and use this....BOOM!

Just one more thing...

I keep trying to shove more things into this small apartment. I got to thinking about all the people that must have lived here over the last 90 years, It seems fitting that in 2010 the place would be filled by two gay men, with taupe furniture and heave accessories. Most of the world will end up that way!

Grey Gardens on wheels!

I parted with a few hundred bucks and got another car....Its real ugly and tore up, but 30MPG!!!!!!!! So It is similar to my 2005 Mercedes in only that I own it.... I have put 125 miles on it so far, we shall see what happens.

Friday Night Auction!!

Again I ventured out to the Friday night Auction, Things were so expensive, but I managed to run away with a couple of bikes. Crazy, YES. I might need a good place to ride it, because I will not be one of the "Portland Bikers" who ride all over the road!