Loose Meat

Thats Hot! I broke the diet!

9-Months

It's over. I have been trying to facilitate this "209" deal for nine months. It has been recorded and is now funded. The whole situation has taken the best part of my year and resulted in me being in the northwest again. I feel like now I have to clean up the mess and figure out what to do.

Working with people that have no consideration or intelligence can be taxing. All of the people we worked with said that these buyers were the most incompetent people that had ever graced a real estate contract. All I can say is that the disregard for the law, time, money and people is unbelievable.

I can't enjoy the success because I waited too long for it. The celebration is just relief, but we are all damaged now, still waiting for the bottom to drop out even though its over. I still get chills when the phone rings!

My dogs ate tofu!

YOU CAN NEVER SHADOW THE C A D L E !!!!!!

My Monthly visitor

Okay not quite monthly...My "Aunt Flo" comes every few months...

Look at ME!!!

Look, everybody, I have an office. I have lots of papers and files. My desk is just so full of things to do. I am very important, because I have lots of papers. "Don't interrupt me, I'm working" said the man shuffling papers in an office.

What the Hell is "WORKING" anyway?

.......I want an office....sigh......

Portland

Goodness, I'm doing my work at a coffee shop today, Ill bet people think that I am sitting here trying to look cool, but with this mini laptop I look ridiculous trying to type. There are a lot of pretentious people sitting here with me typing on their "big" laptops....oh I was corrected they are called "NOTEBOOKS" now, How old fashioned of me, Laptop, HA

Calories

Maybe the gym was a mistake? I don’t mind being sore, I don’t mind working out, But I am OBSESSED with how any calories are in everything. Oh my goodness, I intake so many calories. Everything I eat is 400 or 800 calories. They have a machine that tells you how many calories you burned. I kill myself for an hour and I only burned off half of my latte? WTF? Now I read everything, I was at the grocery store and I was the annoying guy reading the info standing in front of the shelf, who wouldn’t budge so you can reach something!


I haven’t altered the way I eat too much, just the obsession on how many calories I’m taking in.

This is like the “How much money do you spend in a day” thing that freaked me out last year.

I tried cooking!

I tried to make fried Tofu... It didn't work, I burnt my arm with the grease, I HATE COOKING!

Swing........

Look at the bottom of my shoes!

One Sugarbaker down!

Cause of death unknown? Did Delta do it? Was it Annie Potts or Jean Smart?

Designing Women, Desperate Housewives...ect. Even though she was a staunch Republican, She was a HUGE supporter of the gay community. We have accept the Golden Girls dropping off one by one, but now Designing Women are dying? What's a gay man to do? Who will we look up to when the 80's/90's divas are gone? I am afraid that we will have a lost generation of gay men, that's spells trouble.

I joined the gym..hummmm!

Okay, Lets see if this works!

I hate the SUBURBS

The suburbs are ugly, confusing and they suck! How did Matt convince me to go there?

I freaked when I saw this!

Go Ahead and Tap your local Barista on the Ass...!

Barista’s are just bartenders by the day. Sluts and whores, thinking people come in everyday for THEM, not for a drink. Quit using my caffeine addiction to make yourself feel better you SLUT. Just peddle your wears, be a whore, act like your important and shut the hell up. I am an elitist , but these barista’s take it to a whole new level. YOU ARE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY LIKE THE REST OF US. Keep your dick in your pants or your cunt out of sight, give me my coffee and don’t forget “YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL”


BOOM!

Bastard!

Your jerk. You broke down on me a few moments after I filled you up with groceries. Now I have to wait for a new one and use another fridge in an empty apartment upstairs. How awkward, humm.... I want some milk, so I'll go up stairs into another apartment across the whole bldg.....weird!

For some reason visiting my grandma was hard yesterday. Seeing her room made me feel awful. The woman who used to run the world now lives in a small bedroom in a caregivers house.

I never could catch up with her all my life, now she goes to the bathroom next to her bed. It made me fee really weird. I need her. I need her advice and I need her guidance. Even with Alzheimer's I still go to her for support. Their isn't much dignity left, but I still respect her, I can't help it.

After all the crazy times, friends, family, money, houses and lovers do we all end up sleeping in a hospital bed, a few of our possessions on top of some body's dresser, in a small room in a care facility? Not me.

Love will tear us apart!

Too much drama and too many drinks. I can't understand why anybody would choose to drink a liquid that they knew would lead them to bad decisions. Why would you chose to hurt somebody you care about?

As we get older we learn that honesty is the best policy. The truth is so much lighter then carrying around lies.

My stomach is sour from carrying around bad information.

I love my friend, I make their pain my own, when they win, I win, when they loose, so do I.