My favorite saying and moments from Walter Crawford:
"Miz-Bitch"
"Girrrrrrrrlllllll"
"Marrrrrry"
"That bitch, is fucked up, Lord!"
"Mizz thang,watch out..watch out"
"There's that Mizz Dixon..shes a tramp"
"Catbitch"
"Butterfuck"
"Were gonna have WINE on the Lanai"
"Dave Moon ect."
"Dave moon's got a Bonneville"
"Little David"
"My daddy was the mayor"
Some of the greatest moments are as follows:
The time he broke my favorite glass on the steps, moments after I asked him not to touch it.
When he called Genie a bitch, while she was standing behind him, in true Walter fashion, he just looked shocked and said "Hey Girl"
There was an incident when he had Ellyn trapped at the check stand with him in the old QFC, while he was screaming and yelling at the cashier about the club cards (that's my fave)
The best memory is when he found the stuff that was dumped from my car when it was broken into, he found what the robbers dumped, then set up a table and had a garage sale, when I realized that those were my things he offered me a slight discount to buy my own things back!
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What about the way his dentures clacked around in his mouth every time he talked?!?!?
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