UPDATE

As I was writing that post (and shoveling food in my face) I spilled salsa on my keyboard...All over. Why do I eat at the computer. I might just get some fucking Doritos and get cheese on my mouse too. This is lame. I wish I spilled soda so their would be a fire and this place would burn down and I would die and you would never know. Damn. I am so pissed that you don't get a pic. FUCK!

I am a Fat Slob.