Monday, March 1, 2010

Portland is getting out of hand




Whats wrong with me, These people are taking me over, HELP! I'm sending as S.O.S. out to Seattle for help. I had coffee and wandered around the park yesterday.... yes I went outside. Other gay organic people were wondering around too, Its funny all the child-less homos walked their little dogs (Spike and Holden don't count) by the playground with the "REAL" parents that have actual children. They would all scowl at each other and run to the nearest store and buy some ridiculous dog accessory to make them feel like parents. MY GOD these places, "Noah's Bark" "Virgina Woof" it's so crazy, but here I was walking around and they all judged me for not having a little black dog with a pearl necklace and wearing shoes? I'm sorry I am a hollow Bitch, I don't have my dog's because I can't take care of them, and further more I DON"T WANT KIDS.... unless my dream "doctor-Ben doesn't have to work-husband" wants them..... I am fine living the Aunt Gail life, barely enough compassion for anybody else...let alone sticky kids...or dogs.

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