Well, there was this auction of storage units in Portland today. Taeo and Matt and I went. Taeo and I have developed Portland Trashy Storage Units LLC, and decided to split the cost of one. This is the kinda thing they do when you don't pay your rent, Case in PointJavier didn't pay his rent, and alas I own some of his things. All the units were stuffed full of boxes and such, your not allowed to open boxes or move anything. You bid blindly and get what you get, Like gambling on peoples misfortunes and seeing what they have lost. If they have lost alot YOU WIN!
We have bought a little piece of Javier, this is what we know,
He was a computer programmer in 1995
He got a brand new mustang in 1995
He didn't pay his J.C. Penny Account ($429)
He made $15 per hour in 1994
He was overdrawn at the bank in the mid 90's
What we found,
1990's oak coffee table and end tables
cheap clothes
Lots of dishes, kitchen items, old spices
Poor Javier lost all that for my $25
What did I learn today, PONY UP THE BIG BUCKS AND GET A FULL UNIT!

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