Akward!

I'm sorta new to this "public" laundry room thing. As we all remember I only ran into Walter or Genie when I was in Seattle. So now its a bigger laundry room and more people come and go, Here is the problem,

1. What is the social etiquette for talking to your neighbors?

2. Do I have to respond when they speak?

3. How far should I go when flirting with a cute guy while doing laundry?

4. If the cute guy ignores me, is it okay to go into the dryer and steal something of his to keep as my own?

5. What if your stuff is in the washer and somebody moves it to a different washer and uses the one you had been using, that means they put their soap and and stuff to run your laundry where they want, to free up their OCD machine. what do you do?

6. When you walk in and somebody is folding their laundry, what should I do, they always stop and stare, judging my clothes while they fold, Sorry I have allot of black T-Shirts and Matt only wears blue and white, Sorry I have so many socks. GO AWAY! Fold that in your own home, I have a small apartment and I have folded in so many places in here, In the PRIVACY of my own home!

Or is it like being in the wedding party, you get laid in the laundry room, Its sexy to wash your boxers with mine....., Sexily fold that sweater into a neat bundle, the neater you fold the better lover you are? Or is it that Sexy "towel-fold under the chin" thing, that lets me know your ready and willing?

I cant take it, I am getting so many mixed signals in there and people are touching my clothes and I'm just going to dry clean everything!