Sunday, June 13, 2010

Google account hacked, Yahoo hacked, Facebook hacked

HELP
HELP
HELP

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Bungie's Big Day Out!!!





I hated OMSI, Hello Seattle Pacific Science Center. Omsi is for kids only and $12 a person gets you two rooms of sticky children's activities, of course if you wanted to drop another $5.50 a person we could go on the submarine and another $4.75 per person would have gotten me a space simulator, and a few more bucks and so on........HOW CAN PEOPLE AFFORD THAT! But it gave Bungie a chance to learn with the other children, he was a sticky kid for a day, well behaved I got him lunch too!

Another Sad Gay-Day


Rue Mclanahan Died :(

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Old, tired BITCH!


No longer a fan of Carrie Bradshaw. The last endeavour into her most un-realistic world was unfortunate at best. When did she turn into a whining, weak bitch.... Her bored housewife syndrome made me hate her. We invested years into her and Mr. Big, they got married and we all felt better, now she's unhappy? What a whore! and she looked old! ACT YOUR AGE BITCH, GROW UP! BOOM.

Monday, May 31, 2010


Watching the money go "up in IRON" I am a little disappointed in the fact that there is no longer solid iron available. This hollow "metal" that passes for an iron fence is all we could find. Now my collection of "hot rods" will be safe!

Ummm..


Mom got me the wron car, this was the PT I had wanted, Duh!

Friday, May 28, 2010

Don't do it Alice


Alice may have found Wonderland, but in this Portland shopping center basement, I think she might find something else. How is it that we always end up in a basement or a closed building or some scary parking garage?

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Larry Appleton kniky-hair cut!


All of Taeo's "kinky 80's" hair got a trim..... All his fuzzy afro was trimmed off :(

"Happy Birthday to me..... I got a PT.........."

Sunday, May 23, 2010

NO!


Why can't people just say "STREETCAR" not "PORTLAND STREETCAR" what other city says " city + Streetcar?" I can't take it! I saw a man talking to his son, who was about five years old. The kid said "Look daddy, the streetcar" the father replied, "No son, its the Portland Streetcar" What the Hell? whats wrong with people?

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Gay Gates



I'm walked by this house. It was a mid-mod house in an overpriced neighborhood and I figured that gay men lived there, but Ellyn pointed out these gates that just proved my point (or their points). Hummm?

Monday, May 17, 2010

Really?


These staple toys of childhood are being recalled. I loved my suction-cup dart gun. I never choked on a dart, nor did anybody I know. I think you can choke on anything if ya want too. Instead of eating darts, EAT A DICK!

An Evening with A looser!



For my birthday Taeo, Mom and I saw “An Evening with Groucho” A god-dammed tribute to Groucho Marx. It was the worst, most un-organized show I have ever seen. I can’t believe this has been going on for 27 years. The old people Longview audience ate it up.

We were supposed to see a Jack Benny tribute, but the performer had died, so he was replaced by Groucho. I almost left during the show. The guy just rambled on and made no sense and spent more time in the audience then on stage and completely made a fool of himself, I would not rent that man a car, let alone give him the stage. But again, the Longview audience loved him!

I feel sorry for Dorothy. Dorothy was a former Jack Benny employee, who flew all the way up from L.A. to see the Benny show, but since it was canceled and Groucho was there she stayed. Dorothy worked for the Marx Bros. briefly. She must be ashamed of the show, as was I. What a waste of electricity to put that on…ugh!

Smug Lunch


I had a smug lunch today. After dealing with the "City of Portland Parking Department", I began to feel the whole world was after me. Matt had this look on his face like he knew something I didn’t. Am I paranoid or does he in fact know something I don’t?

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Bartenders are sluts!


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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

OMG, I hate this guy!


This dude who is all black and you cant see his face, was on the phone debating the lights in the park with his brother in L.A. He was talking so loudly, what a Portland Fuck!

These guys were on the phone about the lighting for 20 min. The guy was saying "I'll fly you up here to see for yourself" and "If we made a park, it would be better then this" or "I know, I know, L.A. parks have better lighting" These guys had nothing better to do then travel around looking at park lighting, FUCK THEM, and SHUT THE HELL UP!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Almost 29!

Just a few day, then the last year of youth starts!!!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Friday Night Auction

Auction + Ben = NOTHING!!!!! I got NOTHING

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Phone booth?


Thank GOD! I found a phone "booth", I didn't think they were around any longer. This one looks like you could call a spaceship with it. There is another one by the Plaid Pantry near my house, but it's always ringing and there is a line of people around it. Most people pay almost $2,000 per year to have a cell phone, we can give them up and use this....BOOM!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Just one more thing...


I keep trying to shove more things into this small apartment. I got to thinking about all the people that must have lived here over the last 90 years, It seems fitting that in 2010 the place would be filled by two gay men, with taupe furniture and heave accessories. Most of the world will end up that way!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Grey Gardens on wheels!




I parted with a few hundred bucks and got another car....Its real ugly and tore up, but 30MPG!!!!!!!! So It is similar to my 2005 Mercedes in only that I own it.... I have put 125 miles on it so far, we shall see what happens.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Friday Night Auction!!

Again I ventured out to the Friday night Auction, Things were so expensive, but I managed to run away with a couple of bikes. Crazy, YES. I might need a good place to ride it, because I will not be one of the "Portland Bikers" who ride all over the road!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Loose Meat


Thats Hot! I broke the diet!

Friday, April 23, 2010

9-Months

It's over. I have been trying to facilitate this "209" deal for nine months. It has been recorded and is now funded. The whole situation has taken the best part of my year and resulted in me being in the northwest again. I feel like now I have to clean up the mess and figure out what to do.

Working with people that have no consideration or intelligence can be taxing. All of the people we worked with said that these buyers were the most incompetent people that had ever graced a real estate contract. All I can say is that the disregard for the law, time, money and people is unbelievable.

I can't enjoy the success because I waited too long for it. The celebration is just relief, but we are all damaged now, still waiting for the bottom to drop out even though its over. I still get chills when the phone rings!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

My dogs ate tofu!

Monday, April 19, 2010

YOU CAN NEVER SHADOW THE C A D L E !!!!!!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

My Monthly visitor


Okay not quite monthly...My "Aunt Flo" comes every few months...

Friday, April 16, 2010

Look at ME!!!


Look, everybody, I have an office. I have lots of papers and files. My desk is just so full of things to do. I am very important, because I have lots of papers. "Don't interrupt me, I'm working" said the man shuffling papers in an office.
What the Hell is "WORKING" anyway?
.......I want an office....sigh......

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Portland

Goodness, I'm doing my work at a coffee shop today, Ill bet people think that I am sitting here trying to look cool, but with this mini laptop I look ridiculous trying to type. There are a lot of pretentious people sitting here with me typing on their "big" laptops....oh I was corrected they are called "NOTEBOOKS" now, How old fashioned of me, Laptop, HA

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Calories

Maybe the gym was a mistake? I don’t mind being sore, I don’t mind working out, But I am OBSESSED with how any calories are in everything. Oh my goodness, I intake so many calories. Everything I eat is 400 or 800 calories. They have a machine that tells you how many calories you burned. I kill myself for an hour and I only burned off half of my latte? WTF? Now I read everything, I was at the grocery store and I was the annoying guy reading the info standing in front of the shelf, who wouldn’t budge so you can reach something!


I haven’t altered the way I eat too much, just the obsession on how many calories I’m taking in.

This is like the “How much money do you spend in a day” thing that freaked me out last year.

Monday, April 12, 2010

I tried cooking!


I tried to make fried Tofu... It didn't work, I burnt my arm with the grease, I HATE COOKING!

Swing........



Look at the bottom of my shoes!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

One Sugarbaker down!



Cause of death unknown? Did Delta do it? Was it Annie Potts or Jean Smart?
Designing Women, Desperate Housewives...ect. Even though she was a staunch Republican, She was a HUGE supporter of the gay community. We have accept the Golden Girls dropping off one by one, but now Designing Women are dying? What's a gay man to do? Who will we look up to when the 80's/90's divas are gone? I am afraid that we will have a lost generation of gay men, that's spells trouble.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

I joined the gym..hummmm!


Okay, Lets see if this works!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

I hate the SUBURBS


The suburbs are ugly, confusing and they suck! How did Matt convince me to go there?

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Go Ahead and Tap your local Barista on the Ass...!


Barista’s are just bartenders by the day. Sluts and whores, thinking people come in everyday for THEM, not for a drink. Quit using my caffeine addiction to make yourself feel better you SLUT. Just peddle your wears, be a whore, act like your important and shut the hell up. I am an elitist , but these barista’s take it to a whole new level. YOU ARE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY LIKE THE REST OF US. Keep your dick in your pants or your cunt out of sight, give me my coffee and don’t forget “YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL”


BOOM!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Bastard!


Your jerk. You broke down on me a few moments after I filled you up with groceries. Now I have to wait for a new one and use another fridge in an empty apartment upstairs. How awkward, humm.... I want some milk, so I'll go up stairs into another apartment across the whole bldg.....weird!

Sunday, April 4, 2010




For some reason visiting my grandma was hard yesterday. Seeing her room made me feel awful. The woman who used to run the world now lives in a small bedroom in a caregivers house.

I never could catch up with her all my life, now she goes to the bathroom next to her bed. It made me fee really weird. I need her. I need her advice and I need her guidance. Even with Alzheimer's I still go to her for support. Their isn't much dignity left, but I still respect her, I can't help it.

After all the crazy times, friends, family, money, houses and lovers do we all end up sleeping in a hospital bed, a few of our possessions on top of some body's dresser, in a small room in a care facility? Not me.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Love will tear us apart!

Too much drama and too many drinks. I can't understand why anybody would choose to drink a liquid that they knew would lead them to bad decisions. Why would you chose to hurt somebody you care about?

As we get older we learn that honesty is the best policy. The truth is so much lighter then carrying around lies.

My stomach is sour from carrying around bad information.

I love my friend, I make their pain my own, when they win, I win, when they loose, so do I.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Baby Jane?


So I had a "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" moment today.


I was walking down the street and a handsome young man was walking behind me keeping time with my steps. We were only a foot apart from one another. Both of us were exchanging glances as start-crossed lover do. We got to a cross walk and had to wait for the light. There we were right next to each other I could feel the heat coming off him. The light said cross so I waited, I thought to myself "This time I'll walk behind him and make sure he's looking at me" Thus I waited a foot behind, he only glanced back once. I decided to real show my feathers and started my "Men-can't keep their paws off" strut and as I was flaunting myself down the street, I noticed a bunch of glass windows coming up. Again I thought how he will look in the glass to see the reflection of me behind him. So I REALLY turned it on. When we got to the window, I looked ahead at his handsome reflection and he didn't turn at all. Suddenly I saw in the window, not a cute young blond, 125 pound kid with a toothy grin. I saw ME, yes ME as I am TODAY


If you have ever seen 'What ever happened to Baby Jane" you know what happened next. No longer did "Baby Ben" look back out the window at me but I saw MYSELF. Those high-boned cheeks were all filled out. There were a few faint lines around the eyes. That toothy grin looked like a mouth full of piano keys, some missing, and most yellow. I saw that the skinny kid was now fighting a "muffin top" above his out-of-date pants. That once famous hair was cut in a conservative doo, based on economics and maintenance, rather then style. "HOW did this happen" I yelled, and just like Bettie Davis I charged towards the reflection!. Thank God I stopped myself from breaking the window. "What kind of a sick joke is this?" I screamed. Passers by look on and mumbled. "What Happened?"


I regained myself, pulled my sweater over the "muffin top", and adjusted my coat, ran my lanky-awkward fingers through my cheap haircut and started to walk, "muffin top" held high. Needless to say amongst the screaming terrors and "letters to Daddy" my handsome fox disappeared, never to bee seen again.


"The world took pity on Norma Desmond, the dream she clung onto fo so long had finally unfolded her"

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Portest or a joke?

Does anybody think getting the police all worked up is going to solve anything. Screaming threats at cops and stopping traffic probably is not sending the right message. If you have an issue, why cant something bold and peace full be done to make your point. The police are being accused of using force and the protesters want it to stop, so then why did people throw stuff at the cops? Is that using too much force as well? I got several emails about how "We" need to teach the police a lesson, what lesson is violence on top of violence going to teach?.

New rule, if you are protesting a cause, then know what its is! If you want to live in a civilized world then be civilized.

Monday, March 29, 2010

I cant stop with bad food!


STOP EATING.

I'm not a Foodie, but.......


I need a real dinner!

Walter-isum's

My favorite saying and moments from Walter Crawford:

"Miz-Bitch"

"Girrrrrrrrlllllll"

"Marrrrrry"

"That bitch, is fucked up, Lord!"

"Mizz thang,watch out..watch out"

"There's that Mizz Dixon..shes a tramp"

"Catbitch"

"Butterfuck"

"Were gonna have WINE on the Lanai"

"Dave Moon ect."

"Dave moon's got a Bonneville"

"Little David"

"My daddy was the mayor"

Some of the greatest moments are as follows:

The time he broke my favorite glass on the steps, moments after I asked him not to touch it.

When he called Genie a bitch, while she was standing behind him, in true Walter fashion, he just looked shocked and said "Hey Girl"

There was an incident when he had Ellyn trapped at the check stand with him in the old QFC, while he was screaming and yelling at the cashier about the club cards (that's my fave)

The best memory is when he found the stuff that was dumped from my car when it was broken into, he found what the robbers dumped, then set up a table and had a garage sale, when I realized that those were my things he offered me a slight discount to buy my own things back!

Awww first day of school.




Mommy is so proud of you, got your lunchbox and raincoat, books and backpack. Hope you give an apple to your teacher!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

The store is geting in order!


I had another wasted day thanks to some contractors who put their huge equipment right in front of the door, not allowing access to the warehouse. I took the time to shape up the shop, My mom has legal 30 inch isles now...that won't last long!

Alright I am MAD!

I Left Las Vegas to come here to facilitate this deal on "209". That's the reason I am here, I was supposed to be in San Diego. Eight months later I am here and the deal isn't done. I live here now and accept that. The problem I have is that I have been breaking my back to clear this place out and fix all the problems to have it sold on Monday Mar. 29. Now who knows when it will be sold....2 weeks I heard (yeah right). The point is I have to keep breaking my back and Monday is still my goal. I can't stop the flow of the project or the favors I called in. Thanks stupid Homo's for once again ruining my life!

Friday, March 26, 2010




Today was all about detox. Had too much to drink/drama. Now the 209 deal is in jeopardy. If we loose that deal the world is over. I am going to try and keep it together as best I can, but before that I stopped to smell the flowers.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Tired... DAY OFF FRIDAY

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The floor is done!

It feels like 100 years since the floor project started. They had to tear it up three times and we replaced one support beam and numerous cross studs. It is safe and up to code. I even have a permit this time. My mom calls it "Our Ballroom" (whatever happened to Baby Terry).


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Its nice out today!


look at me. I went outside and took in the cold, cold sun.

Reversal of fortunes!!!!

Sometimes my current reversal of fortunes hits hard when I least expect it. It’s all about a shift in lifestyle and the way you look at money. On occasion though I forget that the world is a different place for me, that leads to some somber moments. I wish I didn’t live in this world of delusions sometimes. I know better to dwell on the past, but without the “backing” I don’t feel like I can be myself in some situations or take any risks any longer. I am having trouble feeling worthwhile without bringing anything to the table, I can’t buy affection anymore, I can’t “but my way” into things that most people work for. I am just a little “gun shy” without knowing that I can take care of myself I suppose.. I had some great times. I guess its time to say “I’ll be back, I will show you”....... nice touch huh?

I miss my car!


I have a feeling it won't be there when I go and get it. I am trying to raise funds to have it shipped to me, If it was running I would go get it myself. Maybe I can live in the trunk to save money.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Complicated world!

Taxes, Government and society.

I am at my limit about the world. Why are taxes so complicated?. Why is the government so messed up? and what is happening to society? I don't know the answers to theses questions, it just reminds me that people live differently in other places.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Dreams and reality!

I keep having such vivid dreams. They are so close to reality that I sometimes don't know whats real this week. The painful nightmare dreams I can handle pretty well, But the dreams where I am so Happy and everything is so great I can't stand. I don't want to sleep anymore because waking up in tears because I realized that I was waking up and it was all a dream is too painful.

Besides That, I have spent allot of time "stuck" between awake and asleep, I am learning how to have fun with it. I can now look back at my self sleeping and wonder around knowing that I am asleep. The mind is a strange thing.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Friday Night Auction!

All I can say is that I spent half a months money on Limoges China for my house with no formal dinning. I have a full twelve place setting of Lennox white/gold in storage , plus two sets of 14-karat gold "silverware" someplace, I will not doubt my homosexuality on this one. I need help!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Wal-Mart Ha Ha Ha

America's most fascinating retailer has once again insulted a minority. I thought minorities were their customer base?. How can they go on insulting their customers and cleaning staff? What would drive somebody to going on the intercom and ask all black people to leave the store? I am more likely to go on the intercom and ask all gross people to leave the store, all that would be left with be bored Christian housewives (who I think are gross in their own way). Also I met a very very wealthy gentleman one time who lived in Tokyo, but had homes in Hawaii, New York, Las Vegas etc. Anyway when this man wanted to get things for his home in Las Vegas he went to Wal-Mart because this is "America". He told me he enjoyed himself, the whole experience was colorful and he spent $3000. The problem is that the cashier could not process his Black American Express!. Perhaps that's what is meant all black people were asked to leave Wal-Mart, maybe the cashier just couldn't process them? I am glad my American Express the silver. Food for thought.